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(Limerick). These funny limericks use their bouncy rhyme scheme to explore concepts like math, science, and philosophy. Tags: Advice Limerick, Competition Limerick, Health Limericks, Limerick Challenge, Limerick Contest, Poetry & Prompts, Writing Prompts Posted in Advice Humor & Poems, Behavior & Personality, Contests, Health & Medical Humor, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limerick Competition, Limerick Contest, Limerick Writing Contest, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Poetry & Prompts, Poetry Contest | 73 Comments ». William Stone MD, reading a limerick as part of the Literature, Arts, and Medicine Cultural Series of the School of Medicine. Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and Humor Columns, Limericks, Haiku, Light Verse & Satirical Poems By Madeleine Begun Kane (MadKane.com) ... Posted in Advice Humor & Poems, Behavior & Personality, Contests, Health & Medical Humor, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limerick Competition, Limerick Contest, Limerick Writing Contest, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Poetry & Prompts, Poetry Contest | 73 Comments » Happy National Maritime … So instead of relaxed, she was stressed. I hope you’ll join me in writing limericks using DOPE at the end of any one line.
And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same first line. Erecting The Case For Coffee (Limerick) Get yourself right over to the Bali Heritage Reflexology and Spa in Jakarta, Indonesia, which claims that snake-draping combats stress. Tags: Cursing Limerick, Expletive Humor, Foul Language, Health & Medical Humor, Health Limericks, Language Humor, Science Humor, Scientific Studies, Scientific Study Humor, Scientists Humor, Swearing Verse Posted in Bawdy Limericks, Behavior & Personality, Communication Humor, Health & Medical Humor, Health Verse, Language Humor, Limericks, Science Humor | Comments Off on Cursing’s Healthy, I Swear (Limerick). Note: National Cheese Day falls on June 4th. It looks lame, but forestalls foot decay. ), The best submission will be crowned Limerick-Off Award Winner. “No, he’s conned you and lied;
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BILL KURTIS: Nice people fare … She powdered her nose Always Know the Context! When warned by his doc, Had a prostate as big as a tree. Tags: Allergies Humor, Allergy Humor, Allergy Limerick, Health Limericks, Outdoor Humor Posted in Allergy Humor, Health & Medical Humor, Health Verse, Limericks, Outdoors Humor | Comments Off on Change is Good??? A Spa To Hiss (Limerick) And of course I’ll present an extra award — one for the best LOVE-related limerick. You’d tell her, “I’m sick. Then you post your limerick here and, if you’re a Facebook user, on Facebook too. Today is the day to kick butts. I’ve just eaten cricket! "recovering lawyer." You can email her at firstname.lastname@example.org, visit her political humor blog, or stop by her home page.
(Here’s last week’s Limerick-Off Award Winner.). And my nose says, “Up yours!” According to a sex study with a rather small sample size, apples might possibly be a libido booster. And once led to traction; Hooray! The doctor — at least, so they say. Sorry, your blog cannot share posts by email. Who asked, “Can insomnia killya?” With the expletive. apples might possibly be a libido booster. Note: There’s also a National Cheese Lover’s Day, which is celebrated on January 20th. After eating an energy bar.
He’s been featured in Sleazoids.com!”. Words: 165. It’s ‘the curse.’ There once was a floor nurse named Doodle, Who rarely relied on her noodle. To receive an email alert whenever I post a new Limerick-Off, please email Madkane@MadKane.com Subject: MadKane’s Newsletter. Tags: Bawdy Humor, Caffeine Humor, Coffee Drinks Humor, Coffee Verse, Drink Verse, ED, Erectile Dysfunction, Erection Humor, Health Limericks, Men's Health Posted in Bawdy Limericks, Food & Drink Humor, Health & Medical Humor, Health Verse, Limericks | Comments Off on Erecting The Case For Coffee (Limerick), Kick Butts Day Limerick Said a chiropractor named Mack,
And if you’re on Facebook, I hope you’ll join my friends in that same activity on my Facebook Limerick-Off post. and Comments (RSS). To do as directed, But watching is stunning! When massaging you, snakes are deployed. Howard J. Bennett – Pediatrician and Author in Washington, D.C. Yes, it may be annoying, but cope. Tags: Breathing Humor, Health & Medical Humor, Health Limericks, Hearts, Lungs, May Holidays, Odd Holidays, Smokers Limerick, Smoking Humor, Tobacco, World No Tobacco Day Posted in Addiction Humor, Advice Humor & Poems, Behavior & Personality, Health & Medical Humor, Health Verse, Limericks, Odd Holidays, Smoking Humor | 5 Comments ». As he cut through some bowel,
I’ve no problem when outdoors I stride. Who had sex with his ex-wife Colleen. Thanks! I’m attacked, and there’s no place to hide. © 2012 Howard J. Bennett. Please tell us why you think this story should be removed.
Jobseekers can easily search and apply. It’s Limerick-Off time, once again. Our pick of the greatest limericks - selected by Dr Oliver Tearle The limerick is a poetic form shrouded in mystery: nobody knows why they're named after Limerick, who invented the form, or when they were first composed. And it took him two hours to pee. There’s a “female Viagra?” Oh my! ...” “Dear Son” Letters (Limerick) “Whenever my husband gets mail … To link to this poem from your site - please use the following code: Medical Personnel Limericks I. I hope you’ll join me in writing a limerick with this first line: *(Please note that minor variations to my first lines are acceptable. That comes in reaction And sat on her kit and caboodle. (Limerick) Carpers beware!
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